Old Beady Eyes

Posted in snippets on 15 Aug 2013.

You walk into the bank, and wait in line hoping you don’t get the teller that’s two weeks away from retiring. Except that you do. You sheepishly ask for a slew of ones because you’re not as wholesome as you let on. Old beady eyes stare you down as she counts it back to you in a scolding tone. Sick bastard.