Software Engineer

“The best thing about a boolean is even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.”
“The best method for accelerating a computer is the one that boosts it by 9.8 m/s2.”
“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.”
“It’s not a bug – it’s an undocumented feature.”
“A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.”
“Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for “still doesn’t work.”